Decadent Homosexual Activity

I think I chose this title because I heard Bill O'Reilly say it once and it made me laugh pretty hard. That guy has to be a contrived character that only stays on the air because some people unfortunately subscribe to the terrible beliefs that foam at his mouth, and because of the stupid people, like myself, who occasionally check in to hear such outlandish claims just to laugh or rage at. Regardless of being a fictional character, he is a character nevertheless. There was this one time where he was steaming mad and questioning the sanity of the Padres, yes that baseball team, because they had some irrelevant weekly special. Well, normally it would have been an irrelevant, unimportant event, but since it happened to include gay/lesbians in the mix that angered the ever pious Trill O'Reilly. It was something dumb like "Monday is kids night, kids half off! Bring the kids!" then Tuesday was mom night, then some other random sponsor night, then Thursday was "gay night" and that's when the fecal matter smacked the paddles that stir the air. Okay, I should have just said poo hit the fan but I got too wordsy with it. That's my bad. Is it normal to digress and break narrative as much as I do in these journals/stories? I am terrible. Anyways, once it was the night of the living gay, Bill O'Reilly was outraged that the baseball team would ever consider trying to congregate all of those grody sinners into the same social environment that all-american little boys and girls would be. Can you believe it? They purposefully and spitefully gathered all of those people where they knew there would be CHILDREN! Think of all the parents that would have to take the time to explain to the kids! I meeeean, c'moooon. You have a wholesome, traditional family: one dad + one mom = one baby boy + one baby girl, and you have to tell those kids that some times people love someone of the same gender! Blasphemous! You'd probably be forced to watch the game after that with that terrible wet blanket hanging over you family..
Or, as I imagine, you would watch the game and move on because it truly isn't anything that should cause so much hullabaloo. It does not affect your life whatsoever. If someone at a restaurant ordered cake, would you tell the waiter to cancel that order because you subscribe to a belief system that deems cake as unholy and shameful? No, because you would seem like a senseless dingus. For your health.